Inane Chatter
Dec 16th, 2009 @ 8:56 pm
wire
saw you in a mag
kissing a man
saw you in a mag
kissing a man
smoking a fag
kissing a man
saw you in a mag
kissing a man yeah
Dec 15th, 2009 @ 8:29 pm
goddamnit
This morning is the last day to submit grades. Evidently, every fucking professor waited til right now to get on that cuz the shit won’t load.
Dats aiight. I got me 4 A’s and a C. I’m content.
i have all my grades except one and i know its an A but i want to see it on the screen HES HAD A FUCKING WEEK TO PUT THAT SHIT UP MY GOD
DONT THEY HAVE A DEADLINE ?!?
what are the other grades?
my C was in english lit. a 71 is a C and i got a 71.35. woot.
Reblogged from THE ADVENTURES OF XTINE WARRIOR PRINCESS.
@ 8:28 pm
also...
I got semi-fired. As in I’m off the schedule until my attitude improves. So yeah, I’m fired.
My manager was staring at me so I said, “What?” and she goes, “Oh, I was just thinking,” and I said, “Don’t hurt yourself.” IS THAT SO WRONG?
Well, my point is I am unemployed (kinda) so if you need any yknow PERSONAL favors, you just let me know.
you are a big kamehameha bitch and so am i which is why we are mostly compatible
your place of work is/was shitty and you should go work at sannos and send me sushi every single day
I FEEL LIKE A CHICKEN TONIGHT YEAH I FEEL LIKE A CHICKEN TONIGHT
perhaps i’m missing something… “kamehameha bitch” ??? As in, the king of Hawaii bitch? it sounds good, but i don’t know what it means.
also, did i see the 6th harry potter with you? i rented it and then i was like wait i’ve seen this and all of this sexual tension, but when?
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@ 8:20 pm
i hope i get left behind in the rapture so i can sit on earth looking up millions of chix skirts and dresses
Why would there be chicks in skirts/dresses? Didn’t you watch the movies? When God takes the good people, he leaves behind their laundry in a neatly folded pile.
@ 11:51 am
also...
I got semi-fired. As in I’m off the schedule until my attitude improves. So yeah, I’m fired.
My manager was staring at me so I said, “What?” and she goes, “Oh, I was just thinking,” and I said, “Don’t hurt yourself.” IS THAT SO WRONG?
Well, my point is I am unemployed (kinda) so if you need any yknow PERSONAL favors, you just let me know.
@ 11:50 am
goddamnit
This morning is the last day to submit grades. Evidently, every fucking professor waited til right now to get on that cuz the shit won’t load.
Dats aiight. I got me 4 A’s and a C. I’m content.
Dec 11th, 2009 @ 12:55 pm
(via humanelement)
Reblogged from I Am but A Human Defect.
@ 12:50 pm
Is it just me or can anyone else not stop looking at this?
Nope I’m gettin’ the same thing ohmygosh.
I’m so glad I’m not the only one. haha.
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@ 12:47 pm
goddamnit
So today was my bio exam, as in last day of fucking class. And I ended up talking with this cute, really chill 26yo guy in my class for like an hour afterwards. And he’s funny but not in that douchebaggy let-me-show-you-how-funny-i-am-by-saying-obscene-shit-loudly-in-inappropriate-places kind of funny.
And then he’s like “Dude, I gotta go home or I’m gonna crap my pants right here and now” but he was charming so it was funny. AND NOW I’LL NEVER SEE HIM AGAIN. goddamnit. way to form a crush the last day of class. >:[
so then i come home and fall the fuck asleep and dream that i’m hanging out with him at his crib and we’re making out and blah blah blah. fast forward to the part where it’s really dark and i’m making out with him again and he pulls me on him and i can feel his boner… AND IT’S TOTALLY MY FUCKING DAD. so then i’m busted for sexin this dude. wtf?!
i think i have daddy issues. hence my attraction to older men. and chicks.
it always gets me all hot and bothered when a guy tells me he has to crap his pants
he’s a keeper
i’m more charmed by the fact that he talked to me after the exam for a straight hour even though he was pokin cotton. turtleheadin. prairie doggin.
dudes got priorities, yknow?
Reblogged from THE ADVENTURES OF XTINE WARRIOR PRINCESS.
@ 12:42 pm
TAYLOR!!
Remember Bonquisha Taquito Washington and how she was like ‘um plz dont yell in my ear’
and we were like esqueeze me?!?!? and then..well…you know the rest
I can never go back to that taco bell because she will remember me and shit in my food and get her homies on me!!
ACTUALLY she said “FIRST OF ALL, DON’T BE YELLIN IN MY EAR.”
much ruder than “um plz” and there was no second of all (bitch can’t count). that was the part where we were like wtf?! srsly? did she just…?
and forreals, you think she still works there?
i mean, it’s prolly a good idea to avoid all taco bells, but not cuz of taquito.
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